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We get the worst parents of the year award. Jim-Jim had his first school portraits taken, and we chose not to buy them. Cute as they may be, our computer is bulging at the seams with photos of the boy, so we decided to spend our money on something we don't have in excess.
We are the only parents who received 2 sets of proofs. They tried to take the first set of pictures at meal time without feeding him first. Ha! Good luck with that one! Does it look like the kid has missed a meal? There's a reason for that. He is the most even-tempered, laid-back kid...until it's time to eat. We'll blame it on low blood glucose.

Daddy Edit:
I think it was the background that I didn't really like. I mean, a Christmas tree is cool and all, but not as cool as those 80s school pictures we took when we were kids. Don't you miss those?