Compromising Canine

There comes a time in one's life when a decision needs to be made. What's more important? My beliefs or what I want? I can tell mommy and daddy are trying to pay more attention to me, but the more attention they give, the more I crave!

I hate, hate, hate the bathroom! I tolerated the place while mommy was pregnant because she needed my help in taking care of the growing baby, but it is now a place of doom once again. A place where they throw me in the bathtub and douse me with water and shampoo. A place to be avoided. You can tell by the photo which won, my belief that the bathroom is to be avoided or my desire for attention. Yes, that is me sitting between mommy's legs while she potties. Call me weak in my convictions if you want, but I'm brilliant! I have figured out that this is the one place mommy goes where she NEVER takes Jim-Jim. Her hands are free to love on ME! Well, until it's time to wipe...

Bailey